Hot Lady Shutterbug Royal Dance Squad!

To the left to the left, to the right to the right, now front and front and front and front, now back it up and back it up back it up back it up, go round clockwise. Real slow. Counter! Go round real slow! Go down go low! Go lower. Lower. Low-er. Now come back up! Clap three times! "You know you're hot!" Clap three times! "You know you're hot!" Clap again! "You know you're hot!" Now from the top!

Good Cuban pork, mojitos, ladies, that cold wind hard and round, the gorgeous floats, the hilarity of women, thank god though none of those women in that parade are biologically capable of excelling at math or science cuz that'd just be TOO MUCH the world would explode (Thanks! President of Harvard & subsequent publications for flushing 50 years of hardcore scholastic study deconstructing such absurd notions of such manifestations of biological difference right down the crapper and continuing to smack the ladies on the hand or the ass or the face! Thanks!), but gosh we sure can throw down! I'm woozy and wheely and glad to have pink high-heeled shoes dangling from my lobes and sorry. Sorry for the "diary-ness" of The Journal (yr right, Warner, there's gotta be a better name) these days. I know I know, it's so, god, it's so pedestrian and familiar, so like all the others. What can I say? I just made a giant presentation to some curators to get an exhibition up and we're working an important sale and between my job and my own exhibition of my own work going up in what?!! Four weeks?!! And Mardi Gras and grieving and revelling and hey.

- Brian Wilson "Smile" the whole damn thing
- Chappelle's show commentary on the dvd
- Hot chai
- The Black Bonnets eat sushi, yes we do!
- All three of us, ya heard me?

Comments

[indy 500]

now don't be doggin' the journal now, even when you are relatively mundane you still rock it

[drr]

uh, three?...Andrew and your multiple personalities??!?

[eli.]

NO. We have a bass player right now, one that's gonna make you ALL green with ENVY bwahahahahahaha!